This might come as a shock to some of you, but Rickey is sometimes prone to nausea and the spins. He likes to blame it on an inner ear issue, but some have suggested it might have other origins. Whatever the cause, he knows he has no business being on these attractions when he feels a spew coming on…
EPCOT
Mission: SPACE (Green or Orange)
This one needs no introduction. There are actual barf bags handy on the ride. They should rename it Mission:SPEW. Rickey avoids it even on his best days.
Test Track
Oh holy hell… If you’ve already got a headache, there is nothing like violently swerving through all-terrain conditions in bonkers weather. To make it even more spew-worthy, it concludes by sling-shotting your helpless body in a circular formation at 65mph. That said, it’s a blast if you’re in tip-top shape.
Animal Kingdom
Flight of Passage
Rickey has never left this ride without listening to half the fun-seekers boisterously remark about how awesome it was. The other half, however, stumble cross-eyed toward the exit, uttering a silent prayer to the universe. And it probably goes something like this: “Please, almighty deity of my choosing, help me maintain composure until I reach the closest toilet”.
DINOSAUR
While Flight of Passage is actually awesome, Dinosaur sucks regardless of your current health status. It’s bumpy, loud and shit just keeps jumping out at your unsuspecting face. It’s a kind of pain that only masochistic Dino enthusiasts will want to endure.
Hollywood Studios
The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror
You haven’t ventured beyond the deepest, darkest corner of the imagination until you’ve ridden Tower of Terror while hungover.
Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith
Jesus, Steven Tyler, don’t you ever just shut the F up?
Magic Kingdom
Space Mountain
Rickey is getting old and he knows it. This ride used to be a favorite, but now it just involves a jarring, intergalactic ride through hell. It’s headache inducing AND you can’t even get a beer after to soothe your old, aching bones.
Mad Tea Party
Right. This one’s a big, fat DUH. One very grown member of Team Rickey almost cried on this ride because he feared it might induce a vom vortex.
Tell Team Rickey all about the rides that make you wanna spew in the comments!