Rating
The Tequila-Saur-Us, And Then Got Us MegalaDRUNK
Sights: Sometimes you get Rickey Ear limes with the cocktails at this mysterious, not-to-be-named spot, and it’s v cute. This time it was just a plastic cup with a single, lonely lime wheel.
Smells: Rickey huffed that cocktail with enviable sniffing prowess and lime’s about the only scent he got.
Tastes: They call this a “tart margarita” on the menu, and boy howdy are they right. It’s puzzling why they need lime AND sweet and sour when lime juice is already a key component of the latter. As a result, Rickey whipped out a whole arsenal of stomach meds after downing this bad boy.
That said, this is a pretty decent marg by plastic cup, makeshift tent-bar standards. The creme de cassis is detectable. It’s also one of the boozier drinks Rickey has encountered (though, somehow, not the strongest at this spot).
Feels: Margarita-on-the-rocks-like
Rick’s Tricks: If there’s a dive bar at Disney World, this is it. But Rickey’s NOT divulging it’s secret location. You’ll have to put that together yourself. Just don’t try doing any deductive reasoning AFTER you’ve had the Tequilasaurus.
Overall: It probably shouldn’t garner a 3 ChEARS rating because it’s very tart (so not getting high marks for balance). But they warned Rickey in advance, so he’s giving it some grace. Also it’s probably the best drink on the menu here. And you likely will not care after it wallops you in the face with tequila.
More Info:
Location: Rickey would rather not say because too many drunk dingles can definitely ruin a spot. But it seems the dinosaur’s partially out of the absurdly large bag at this point.
Ingredients: Herradura Reposado Tequila, Bols Creme de Cassis, Lime Juice, and Sweet-and-Sour.
Cost: $15
Are you a fan of this cocktail? Let Rickey know what you think in the comments!