Rickey divulges the juiciest news, hot goss and social media B.S. from the last week. Enjoy!
Most Absurd Breaking News of All Time
Because this weekly news round up is brand spanking new, Rickey wants to start by sharing one of his favorite Disney World stories to date:
It’s almost the one year anniversary of the time a rowdy guest jumped off the boat at Living with the Land in order to thieve produce. This “Cucumber Caper” probably just needed a garnish for her Bloody Mary (which is totally forgivable right?) Anyway, she got Disney-arrested and banned for life from the parks. So treat this as a cautionary tale…The greenhouse at Living With the Land is NOT a self-serve situation.
Best News Update That TOTALLY Has Nothing To Do With Rickey
(Also not from last week, but try to give Rickey some grace here. For obvious reasons he has a peculiar relationship with time and space)
Last month a suspicious fellow was apprehended in front of Magic Kingdom whilst ingesting a “chalky white substance” (and wearing a hand gun around his neck, apparently). Several folks felt like Rickey could be implicated in this capering. But rest assured. Rickey would never eat chalk. He’d also never wield a gun. He’s self aware enough to know he shouldn’t own firearms.
Best Fan Review of Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind
(WARNING: Gross-out content to follow)
A member of a Disney annual passholder group on Facebook recently recounted the single most glorious GOTG ride experience yet. Not only did the g-force cause a “wardrobe malfunction” during which a single, bra-clad boob popped out of her shirt… the indecent exposure was also captured in the ride photo!
With that, she and her riding companion felt a suspicious sprinkling of liquid about halfway through the ride. Come to find out, someone a few cars ahead had “lost their lunch”, so to speak. And while being partially naked and puked-on just sounds like a regular Saturday night for Rickey, this may not be the most glowing endorsement for EPCOT’s newest attraction.
Most Essential Tip for Money Conscious Disney Boozers
Ok, to be fair, if you are money conscious you are probably not drinking your way through Disney World. In particular, you are also avoiding the “High Roller Cocktails” at The Edison in Disney Springs. These fancy cocktails feature Instagram-worthy flair in conjunction with mega-spendy price tags (like over $30 a pop). However, Disney Food Blog reported this week that The Edison also has a drink rewards program for High-Roller Cocktails! So if you want to assuage your guilt for making poor financial choices, this is one way to do it.
“Trashiest” Mystery
Recently guests have noticed a bunch of drunk weirdos taking photos with a trash can in the UK Pavilion at EPCOT. Why is this particular receptacle so famous? Well, his name is “Binny” and he’s become immortalized as the mascot for a Facebook group called the Disney Day Drinkers Club. This is largely to do with the fact that trash cans often double as tables for EPCOT festival goers- A gross but unavoidable choice that becomes less offensive the more one imbibes. So if you see this tomfoolery in action near Rose & Crown, don’t judge. You never know when your life path could lead you to befriend trash.
What were YOUR favorite Disney World related stories from the last week? Let Rickey know in the comments!