Recently Rickey surveyed the booze-soaked experts over at the Disney Day Drinkers Club to determine the absolute WORST tips for drinking around the world at EPCOT. The members of this group know their stuff, and mentioned such pearls of wisdom as “hydration is for losers”, “eating takes up too much stomach space” and “definitely pre-game in the parking lot”. Oh, but it got even weirder from there. Rickey truly commends them for their resourcefulness and ingenuity.
So if getting arrested at Disney World (AKA living your BEST life) is on your bucket list, this post is for you!
Take a Celebratory Ride On Mission: SPACE Orange
Did you complete the “Drinking Around the World Challenge”? You are a real champ, and you DESERVE a fun reward. Also, barf bags are on the left…
Bring Your Kids To Help Hold Your Extra Drinks
Finally, your offspring are good for something.
Drink Until You Get To Portugal. Don’t Stop Until You Find It.
Legend has it that Brian is still on his quest to find Portugal to this very day.
Take Tequila Shots And Climb The Mexico Pavilion Pyramid
Climbing is basically exercise, and that’s HEALTHY, right?
There Are Free Garnishes At Living With the Land
Need cilantro for your Avo Marg or lemon for your Citron Slush? Lucky for you, Living With the Land is self-service!
Visit The Countries In Alphabetical Order
Made more difficult by having to DO alphabetical order while drinking around the world.
Hydrate by Drinking Directly from The World Showcase Lagoon
And while you’re at it, take a relaxing swim!
Trash Cans Double As Urinals
Rickey fails to see the problem here…
What are your worst tips for drinking around the world at EPCOT? Let Rickey know in the comments!