Rating
A Boozy Smoothie, But With Fewer Of Those Pesky Vitamins
Note: This is the boozy Green Milk, which has a tequila float on top.
Sights: Oh, and the deep love of consuming nostalgically hued beverages continues. This one is slightly neon in a Nickelodeon Green Slime sort of way. They also serve the alcoholic version in a square cup instead of round so you don’t accidentally dose your children with booze (because Rickey has heard this is generally frowned upon).
Smells: After you stir in the tequila you’ll get slight tropical aromas as well as some orange.
Tastes: Personally Rickey prefers the Blue Milk Cooler to the green version, but the general public remains divided on this matter. Objectively it is just as one note but well-balanced as the Blue Milk. However, you’ll like this one better if you’re going for more of a citrus vibe with orange and hints of grapefruit. Or, like Rickey’s friend, you’ll detest them both (and Rickey for suggesting you try it).
Feels: It’s creamy, cold and well blended. Nothing to complain about here.
Rick’s Tricks: Stir in the tequila, which sits on the top initially. Also, you can ask the cast member to mix in some Blue Milk if you want even more coconut to round out the citrus.
Overall: The Green Milk Cooler is just as good (or not good, depending on your stance) as the Blue Milk Cooler. That said, The Green Milk will suit someone who prefers “zippy citrus” over “alluring fruity characteristics” (as per the highly mysterious ingredients lists on the menu). It’s also better for tequila lovers because the booze is slightly more prominent in this one.
More Info:
Location: Milk Stand, Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge, Disney’s Hollywood Studios
Ingredients: Plant-based blend of coconut and rice milk with zippy citrus and tropical characteristics featuring Corazon Blanco Tequila
Cost: $15
Are you Team Blue Milk or Team Green Milk? Let Rickey know in the comments!