TL;DR: He’s into drinking good drinks and doing Disney like an adult.
Rickey Mouse is a total mess, but he knows what’s up at Disney. Rickey is king of Disney’s more grown-up side (AKA The House of Rickey Mouse). If there’s a seedy underbelly to WDW, Rickey’s seen it (he probably invented it). In other words, if you really want to have a good time, OUR main mouse can teach you how to do Disney “The Rickey Way” (e.g. drinking on or about trash cans).
Day Drinking Tips
Walt Disney was kind of a buzzkill. He notoriously opposed serving alcohol at his parks (rich people got to drink, but that’s another story). Lucky for Rickey, now Disney cares more about its bottom line… so bottom’s up! If you want to know the best tips for getting sauced in the Most Magical Place on Earth, stick with Rick.
Reviews: The Rickter Scale
Because he’s basically a scientist, Rickey has even developed his patented Rickter Scale, a highly methodical, 1-5 rating system for bars and booze throughout Walt Disney World Resort.
Is the drink you’re considering delicious or a disgusting vat of putrid swill? Check Rickey’s ChEARS level before wasting $15 on a bad time.
Photography
See Disney through Rickey’s eyes (albeit, with slightly less blur). Disney magic is in the details, sometimes even the unintentional ones.
Avoiding Children
Rickey loves Disney World, but also sort of hates children. So, you’d think he’s in a bit of a bind here…but, as it turns out, there are lots of ways to avoid sticky, snotty, sobbing messes at Disney (unless they’re your drunk friends). Rickey can show you how.
Hangover Tips and Other Misdeeds
Rickey can also help with hangovers, happy hours, drunk food, boozy enchanting extras and smoking heaters like these dudes:
Basically, if you’re an adult at Disney World, and your definition of magic includes a slightly less savory experience than Walt intended, Rickey’s your guy.
Is there anything else you’d like to see Rickey report on at Walt Disney World? Give him the heads up in the comments.